An afternoon jaunt across the border to Austria. No border checks. It’s called ‘freedom of movement’, something that certain members of British society had chosen, in their wisdom, to relinquish in favour of somehow clawing something abstract back from those nasty European people who have ruined their country. Or was it the immigrants? Sorry, lost track of their latest scapegoat. (UPDATE: it’s now also ‘do-gooder’ ‘lefty lawyers’ (Src: Priti Patel & Boris Johnson)).